catgirl-kaiju:

random-ferret:

catgirl-kaiju:

catgirl-kaiju:

hm oh looks like thers a little alittle thing on the grounf here i think i will… i will sniff sniff it….

hm i think i’ll take a little nibble nibble

hrmm *crinkling noises*

Hey. HEY!

THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

(via bruhjite)

mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

(via ocelotegg)

bagofbonesmp3:

(via pissvortex)

kalichnikov:

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vewn:

None of your friends hate you & wish you death by firing squad

thyrell:

three bowls and a pint of beer in wandering to the gas station for another pint of beer

(via criticalsmol)

ranidspace:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thinesleuth:

vitariesocks:

my little kitty cat has started taking an inhaler

my guinea pig needed ointment a while back

Why didn’t they need ointment on Tuesday mornings

happy no ointment tueaday

(via ocelotegg)

greelin:

greelin:

you sit there and think “$1500 for a one bedroom is crazy” and then it dawns on you that there are studios going for $3000. or more. a month. regardless of location. large and small cities alike. And then your brain starts leaking out of your ears

you will be in an apartment that was $900 three years ago and now you’re paying over $1200. for the same space. the same space you live in, the same exact apartment complex, is now also being sold to people for over $1500. you cannot leave because everything else in the general area is around $1800. for what you have. or smaller.

(via criticalsmol)